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"Not here for your sausage fest" Camouflage Sand Tracks Swimsuit
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Napping on the sun-baked sand, your bliss is momentarily stunned by the cat call of a nearby drunk partygoer. Lay low from their aggressive attention in this one piece vintage cut swimsuit, which is printed with the camoflouge background of tracks of sand whipped into waves by the wind.
Nesting neatly in the wavy stripes of the sand grains are the repetitive words "Not here for your sausage fest", so that those emitting the unwanted advances can prove their literacy levels to you by obeying and backing off.
This suit runs petite: order a size up for the sake of comfort.
Because of an advanced heat sublimation technique, these protective patterns will
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width at armpits, in | 13.39 | 14.17 | 14.96 | 15.75 | 16.54 | 17.32 | 18.11 |
| Waist width, in | 11.81 | 12.60 | 13.39 | 14.17 | 14.96 | 15.75 | 16.54 |
| Hip width, in | 14.17 | 14.96 | 15.75 | 16.54 | 17.32 | 18.11 | 18.90 |
| Side length, in | 17.52 | 18.11 | 18.70 | 19.29 | 19.88 | 20.47 | 21.06 |
| Length across front, in | 20.87 | 21.26 | 21.65 | 22.05 | 22.44 | 22.83 | 23.23 |
| Leg opening (relaxed), in | 7.28 | 7.48 | 7.68 | 7.87 | 8.07 | 8.27 | 8.46 |
not fade in the water or sun.
.: 83% Nylon 17% Spandex
.: Light fabric (5.78 oz/yd² (196 g/m²))
.: Deep U-shape neck cut in the back
.: Elastic strap edges
.: Runs smaller than usual
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Anne is a Brooklyn born and bred mother of 1 human and 1 sweet dog named Luna. This is her first modeling session, which took place in her yard amongst the savage weeds which gave her the strength to allow her own inner light to shine.