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Exhaust-ion Apron

Regular price $21.83 USD
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How many times have you observed an elder in the kitchen, cooking away while others gobble up their food and leave them only with scraps and a pile of dirty dishes to wash? How many times have you, the grandmaster chef, experienced the same injustice?

This apron is for you, as a reminder to others that as much as you may have created this meal with the wholeness of your heart, that it took a lot of work, and you're not here to be a dinner party martyr. Behind all that fire fueling your hard work is a person who gets tired like all the rest of them, and who would appreciate sitting down to enjoy all your delicious goodness while someone else takes care of the dishes and puts the tea kettle on the burner for dessert.

These aprons also feature 2 front pockets to stash any extra sage to clear out energy of the room when your guests leave.

  One size
Width, in 28.35
Length, in 32.48


.: Material: 100% polyester
.: Lightweight fabric with silky finish
.: Black or white strap color
.: Black buckle
.: Two front pockets


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Anne is a Brooklyn born and bred mother of 1 human and 1 sweet dog named Luna. This is her first modeling session, which took place in her yard amongst the savage weeds which gave her the strength to allow her own inner light to shine.